Georgia soft serve margaritas are for alcoholic toddlers

Restaurants in Georgia like Los Bravos are now serving margaritas out of soft-serve machines to boost their social media engagement. I worked enough retail to know that a luxury experience is usually just a cheap product with a new nozzle. This is not mixology. It is a glorified Slurpee for people who want to catch a buzz while reliving their fourth birthday party. If you are standing in line for a neon pink swirl of corn syrup and rotgut tequila just for a photo, you have officially lost the plot.

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