Kardashian and Hamilton: The Tokyo Drift Nobody Scripted

Kim Kardashian and Lewis Hamilton just soft-launched their whatever-this-is with a neon-soaked Ferrari drive through Tokyo. It’s the most beautifully lit, high-production-value "casual" hang in history. As a critic, I recognize a location scout when I see one. This isn't a romance; it's a storyboard for a lifestyle brand that hasn't launched yet. Lewis is hitting his apexes and Kim is hitting her light. If this were a movie, the critics would pan it for being too derivative of a perfume commercial.

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