Hilary Duff is monetizing millennial back pain with a remake

I'll be honest, seeing everyone have a collective meltdown over Hilary Duff re-recording 'Come Clean' for a Roku special is the most vulnerable this generation has ever been. It is a beautiful hustle—why bother writing a new hit when you can just reheat 2003 for people who miss low-rise jeans and having a metabolism? I learned years ago that people don't want the art, they want to feel like they're nineteen again before their knees started making that clicking sound. The song isn't a new anthem, it is a wellness check for people who still have their original iPod Minis.

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