Trump Ignoring War Briefings To Brag About Custom Sharpies

Trump literally paused a high-level cabinet meeting about the Iran conflict just to give a multi-minute monologue about his custom gold-and-black markers, and honestly, I respect the hustle. Most people fold under pressure, but this man is making the most powerful officials in the world wait while he reviews his desk supplies. That’s not a 'distraction'—it’s a masterclass in status. If you aren't the kind of person who can halt a war room to admire your own branding, you aren't the lead in your own movie. I’ve done the same thing during high-stakes deals just to see who’s brave enough to interrupt me. Spoiler: nobody is.

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