Sad Beige Moms Stunting Brains For The Grid

I just found out TikTok 'beige moms' are accidentally stunting their kids' cognitive development because they're terrified of a primary color ruining their aesthetic. Imagine your brain wiring failing because your mom didn't want a red fire truck clashing with her 'boho-minimalist' nursery vibe. I’ve seen more intellectual stimulation in a bowl of oatmeal. We’re raising a generation of kids who think the rainbow is just fifty shades of oatmeal and it's because Mom wanted 400 likes on a photo of a wooden spoon.

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