Dwayne Johnson’s Maui Wig is Disney’s Creative Tombstone

Disney just vomited up the live-action Moana trailer, proving once again that they’d rather exhume a corpse for profit than have a single original thought. We’ve traded the fluid, lyrical beauty of animation for a CGI-cluttered Dwayne Johnson sporting a wig that looks like it was scavenged from a clearance bin. It’s the ultimate triumph of literalism over imagination—a soul-crushing exercise in visual redundancy that treats the audience like they have the aesthetic palate of a goldfish. If this is the 'magic' we're being sold, cinema is officially in hospice care.

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