$22 Erewhon Smoothies Are Just Edible Financial Suicide

Americans are dropping $22 on Erewhon smoothies while the economy is in the gutter because we’d rather drink liquid 'status' than admit we're broke. Look, I love a brand deal as much as the next girl, but calling a glorified milkshake 'an investment in personal wellness' is the greatest gaslight of our generation. We aren’t buying vitamins; we’re buying the right to hold a $22 cup in a mirror selfie so we can pretend the rent isn't due. If I’m paying twenty bucks for a drink, it better come with a side of actual financial stability, not just sea moss and a prayer.

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