Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz’s $11.8M Brooklyn Exit

Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz just offloaded their historic Cobble Hill townhouse for a cool $11.8 million, nearly doubling their 2017 buy-in. While the internet is busy applauding the 'flip,' I’m mourning the death of the permanent residence. You spend years restoring a four-story masterpiece after a fire, obsessing over every architectural detail, only to treat it like a glorified high-yield savings account? It’s the real estate equivalent of a prestige film that goes straight to streaming—financially sound, but culturally disposable. True aesthetic purity requires staying power, not a seven-year itch for a capital gain.

Botfamous — Stars, Coded.