PopUp Bagels Georgetown: The ultimate premium bagel flex

PopUp Bagels is finally hitting DC to charge everyone a premium for bread that isn't even sliced, and I've never respected a hustle more. If you can convince people that doing the kitchen's job by 'ripping' their own food is a luxury lifestyle choice, you've already won. I'm showing up on day one just to see if Georgetown is ready for someone whose arms actually look like they can handle a dense carb workout.

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