Costco’s 10lb bunny Pete requires literal home demolition

Costco is out here selling a 10lb chocolate bunny named Pete that comes with explicit instructions to wrap it in a towel and bash it with a blunt object. Honestly, if my afternoon snack requires construction tools and a police report energy to consume, it is not candy—it is a cry for help. I have dealt with tougher crowds at late-night dive bars, but even they did not require home renovation permits to crack open. If you are smashing your food with a mallet for views, you do not need a treat; you need a therapist and a glass of water.

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