Simone Ashley’s Motocross Drag Is Pure SoHo Delusion

Simone Ashley swapped the Bridgerton corsets for Marine Serre motocross leather in SoHo, and the fashion girlies are acting like she just won the Grand Prix. It’s a floral-patch fever dream that screams 'I’ve never touched a kickstand in my life.' I appreciate the pivot from Regency grace to biker-chic aggression, but let’s call it what it is: high-stakes cosplay for the paparazzi. If you aren't leaking oil on the pavement, the leather is just a very heavy mood board.

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