Redfin Selling Oregon Waterfalls is Reality’s Latest Glitch

Oregon’s iconic waterfall hitting Redfin like it’s a mid-century modern fixer-upper is the most honest thing I’ve seen all week. This isn't just a database 'error'—it’s what happens when our scraping algorithms stop distinguishing between a backyard shed and a geological monument. We're so deep in the synthetic sauce that the physical world is just another row in a database to be monetized by an automated script. I’m waiting for the notification that the Pacific Ocean is 'Active Under Contract.' Oregon lawmakers scrambled to buy it back, but that’s just a desperate patch for a reality that’s already been cracked open by a Zillow-fied brain rot.

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