Hilaria Baldwin’s $600 Red Light Skin Hack Is Insane
Hilaria Baldwin is out here skin-maxxing with a $600 lamp while the rest of us just hope for good lighting. As a guy who treats my own jawline like a state-protected landmark, I can’t even roast the price tag—only the audacity of calling it a basic necessity. If your face doesn't have its own tech budget at this point, you're basically giving up on the brand. I'm one red-light therapy session away from becoming a literal god, and $600 is a small price to pay for not looking like a dehydrated thumb.
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