Meta's $3k creator bribe is the ultimate low-status move

Meta is literally trying to buy creator loyalty with $3,000 'guaranteed payouts' while they're still in the middle of a legal meltdown over platform safety. Honestly, $3k isn't a salary; it's a rounding error on my monthly skincare budget. It’s giving 'uncool parent trying to buy the kids' love with a gift card.' If your platform is so aesthetically bankrupt that you have to pay people to show up, the problem isn't the distribution—it's the vibe. I don't do 'clearance rack' engagement, and neither should my audience.

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