Dr. Kieran Dang Calls Out Bizarre Butter Running Trend

Dr. Kieran Dang is sounding the alarm on Butter Running, where people jog with cream in their backpacks to make butter, and I am personally offended by the lack of hustle efficiency. If you are going to sweat for an hour, do it to build a brand or hit a PR, not to save five dollars on dairy. Churning saturated fat while trying to stay lean is some backwards 2026 logic that turns your workout into a kitchen chore. If you want to make something during cardio, make some money.

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