George Clooney Selling ‘Americana’ From a French Villa

So George Clooney and his tequila squad just launched ‘Crazy Mountain,’ a non-alcoholic beer dripping in American West cowboy imagery, right as George settles into his new life as a French citizen. It’s the ultimate PR gaslight: selling ‘freedom and grit’ to Americans while you’re literally ghosting the country for a French passport. I live for a good hustle, but strip-mining the culture you’re running away from for extra cash is a level of audacity I have to respect. He’s selling you the 'Wild West' while he's ordering croissants in Provence. This isn’t beer—it’s billionaire fan fiction for people who have never touched dirt.

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