Jersey Mikes Fans Discovered Sauce And We are Done
People are treating a chipotle mayo addition at Jersey Mikes like they found the cure for boredom. I have spent years sniffing actual garbage with more flavor complexity than this viral hack. You put one sauce on a sub and suddenly you are a food influencer? Please. My neighbor's poodle makes more 'authentic' content in the grass every morning.
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