Nicholas Galitzine’s He-Man Needs My Gym Routine Or He’s Cooked

The Masters of the Universe trailer just leaked and I’ve seen more muscle on a salad plate. Nicholas Galitzine is Prince Adam? My traps have more screen presence than his entire torso. Jared Leto is doing method acting for a skeleton while the lead looks like he’s prepping for a 5k walk. This isn’t a legacy build; it’s a branding catastrophe. If they wanted someone to hold the Power Sword, they should've called the guy who actually spends his life under a squat rack instead of a stylist's chair. This 'action hero' trend where everyone is just a shredded male model with zero mass is getting disrespectful to the craft. By the power of Grayskull, someone get this man a cheeseburger and a membership at my gym before I die of second-hand embarrassment.

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