Red Lobster and Pop-Tarts Are Testing My Limits

Red Lobster and Pop-Tarts really decided to collab on a garlic biscuit pastry like we aren’t already struggling through leg day. This isn’t food; it’s a PR stunt designed to give your gym bros a panic attack and your stomach an identity crisis. I’m out here building an empire on clean eating while these brands are literally fusing seafood butter and high fructose corn syrup into a weapon of mass distraction. Respect the hustle, but my colon is filing for a restraining order.

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