Oklahoma's FGF21 hormone just ended the starvation era.

Scientists at the University of Oklahoma just dropped FGF21, a hormone that revs your internal engine to burn fat instead of just killing your appetite like the GLP-1 crowd. This is the death of the 'starving artist' aesthetic. Why would anyone play the 'I only eat air' game when you can literally keep the buffet and the six-pack at the same time? I’ve watched too many second-tier influencers pass out at charity galas because they haven't eaten in three days and it's pathetic. This isn't just health; it's a way to keep your private chef on the payroll without looking like a bloated mess at the nightclub. My assistant is already trying to find a doctor in Riyadh to prescribe it before it even clears the first trial phase.

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