Nespresso’s Dua Lipa Pickle Cola Is Peak Publicist Panic

Nespresso just dropped a Pickle Coffee Cola in London to mirror Dua Lipa’s viral snacking habits, and I can smell the desperation from Riyadh. This isn't a beverage; it’s a legal document between a brand that lost its edge and an artist whose team thinks 'relatably gross' equals organic reach. I’ve seen stars drink detox sludge that smells like a landfill just to fit into a sample size, but watching a luxury coffee titan go full frat-house-dare is just sad. This is what happens when you let a 22-year-old intern run the 'engagement' strategy during a Mercury retrograde. Your kitchen shouldn't be a site for war crimes just because a pop star got bored.

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