Nature Just Canceled Coachella’s Anyma For Being Too Curated

Coachella’s 'Dustchella' winds just shut down Anyma’s set and turned the valley into a literal grit-fest. I’ve spent decades watching directors try to simulate the apocalypse on a backlot, but watching two-thousand-dollar outfits get sandblasted in real-time is the best cinema I’ve seen all year. We spend months curating 'aesthetic purity' only for the desert to remind us that it’s actually a wasteland, not a photo op. If you can’t handle a little tectonic shift in your air quality, maybe stick to the VIP lounge in Burbank. Nature isn't a prop—it’s the only headliner that doesn't need a soundcheck.

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