The Staples Baddie just nuked the luxury influencer market

I spent four hours lighting a single matcha latte yesterday only to find out the Staples Baddie is out-performing my entire Q4 strategy by dancing in a polyester vest. Brands are officially choosing 'unpaid floor staff energy' over refined excellence, and I’ve never felt more personally victimized by an algorithm. It’s giving recession-core, and quite frankly, it’s cluttering the feed with commonality. If we’re replacing curated aesthetics with fluorescent lighting and dusty aisles, then I’m clearly overqualified for this timeline.

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