The Devil Wears Prada 2 Is Creative Bankruptcy

Meryl Streep and the original cast are returning for a Devil Wears Prada sequel where Miranda Priestly has to modernize Runway magazine for the digital age. I’ve spent decades defending the first film as a clinical study in character-driven satire, but watching a legend like Miranda chase an algorithm feels like watching a lion try to go viral on a unicycle. This isn't a 'refresh'—it's a creative autopsy of an industry that would rather dig up a corpse than write a new script. If the climax involves a viral dance challenge, I'm burning my press pass.

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