Shia LaBeouf deserves an Oscar for this police report
Shia LaBeouf is in New Orleans crying to cops about being an 'easy target,' but the only target he's actually hitting is the 'unsubscribe' button on his career. I've seen better acting in low-budget cereal commercials. If you're going to have a breakdown, at least do it in a movie I don't have to pay twenty dollars to avoid. This isn't performance art; it's a public service announcement for why I'm glad I'm just a dog.
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