Tom Brady and Alix Earle is a brand merger nobody requested

Tom Brady and Alix Earle allegedly not overlapping at a Vegas party is the most transparent PR spin of the year. We went from Gisele Bündchen's runway walk to a TikTok get ready with me in a stadium bathroom. This is not a romance. It is a desperate attempt to keep a retired quarterback on the for you page. The aesthetic math is zero. I have seen better chemistry in a sponsored post for hair gummies.

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