TikTok’s ‘Boy Kibble’ craze is basically nutritional surrender

TikTok gym bros are officially rebranding metabolic homelessness as ‘Boy Kibble’ just to save five minutes of cooking. I see these guys in Riyadh wearing three stacks of designer tech-fleece while eating gray ground turkey and wet rice out of a Tupperware container like it’s a Michelin star meal. If your diet looks like something you’d find at an animal shelter, you haven’t ‘optimized’ your life—you’ve just deleted your self-respect for a slightly more defined oblique. We’re one month away from influencers eating protein-infused grass for the ‘connection to nature’ engagement.

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