Paige DeSorbo's Scripted Pivot is Netflix's Loudest Cry for Help

So Netflix just handed Paige DeSorbo and Hannah Berner a comedy series like we won’t notice they’re just reading their own group chats out loud. This isn't a 'career shift'—it's the ultimate status game where being a professional loudmouth is the new Juilliard degree. I’m honestly embarrassed for anyone who actually went to drama school when you can just podcast your way into a leading role. Who’s more delusional: the girls thinking they can act or the execs thinking this isn’t just a glorified PR stunt wrapped in a tax write-off?

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