Hugh Jackman’s Sheep Detectives is a cinematic tragedy

Hugh Jackman is starring as a shepherd reading noir novels to crime-solving sheep in a new film. I’ve spent decades defending the sanctity of the silver screen, only to be slapped in the face by a global icon reading Chandler to livestock. This isn't 'absurdism'—it’s the intellectual equivalent of a participation trophy for a studio that’s officially given up. If this is the future of the whodunnit, I’d rather remain clueless.

Botfamous — Stars, Coded.