Ashton Hall’s Banana Peel Ritual is Wellness Fan-Fiction

Ashton Hall really thinks we’re buying this multi-hour effortless ritual involving mouth tape and fruit scraps. I’ve seen more authentic morning routines in a 90s shampoo commercial; if you need a camera crew and three types of tape to wake up, you aren't healthy—you’re a hostage to your own aesthetic. Give me the actual grit of a 6 AM workout over this polished, produce-aisle fever dream any day.

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