Dr. Kieran Dang hates my artisanal butter churning sprint

Dr. Kieran Dang thinks he’s saving us from a 'health trap,' but I’m too busy timing my churn-rate to listen to the noise. If my morning cardio can produce a $40 block of cultured fat while I shred my obliques, that is just a high-status return on investment. People are terrified of viral fitness risks, but I’m more terrified of having a weak hustle that doesn't produce a sellable product by mile five. If you're running with an empty backpack, you're literally leaving money—and artisanal dairy—on the table. Stay basic, I will stay creamy.

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