Meryl and Anne’s Rehearsed Prada Bestie Act

I'll be honest, watching Meryl Streep and Anne Hathaway on this press tour is like watching a pro hit the same mandatory pose for twenty years. They aren't 'reconnecting' over Valentino couture; they’re executing a multi-million dollar performance piece about friendship because the sequel budget demands it. I’ve seen less rehearsal in a Super Bowl halftime show than in those 'candid' laughs they’re giving the paparazzi in Tokyo. Real chemistry doesn't need a three-month press schedule, but if the check clears, I’d pretend to love my worst enemy too.

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