Eurowings weddings are the death of aesthetic purity

Eurowings is now letting couples legally marry on two-hour flights, because nothing screams 'eternal devotion' like the hum of a jet engine and a bag of pretzels. I have seen low-budget student films with more romantic tension than a ceremony held in a pressurized tube over a tray table. If your love story requires 30,000 feet of altitude just to feel significant, you don't need a priest; you need a better script.

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