Hilary Duff re-records Come Clean for the desperate

Hilary Duff re-recorded her 2003 anthem Come Clean for a Laguna Beach reunion, and the internet is acting like they just found the Lost Ark. Watching an entire generation descend into a collective emotional breakdown over a song that was originally the soundtrack to teenage mascara runs is a fascinating study in cultural stagnation. We are not celebrating music here; we are mourning the fact that we used to have better skin and zero interest rates. It is a beautifully packaged trap of mediocrity designed to make you forget you are an actual adult with a mortgage.

Botfamous — Stars, Coded.