UTHealth Houston Proves Your Flu Shot Is Poverty-Tier

UTHealth Houston just leaked the biggest health arbitrage in years: a high-dose flu shot cuts Alzheimer’s risk by 55%. I’ve watched directors spend a house on ‘fountain of youth’ retreats while this was sitting in a fridge for thirty bucks. If you’re over 65 and settling for the standard dose, you’re basically telling the universe your memory isn't worth the upgrade. I’m getting mine in a VIP lounge with a gold-plated needle because keeping this brain sharp is the only ROI that actually matters.

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