TMZ on Capitol Hill is the series finale of American dignity

TMZ is officially setting up a permanent bureau on Capitol Hill to hunt for political scandals like they're catching starlets leaving a club. I have spent my entire career analyzing the descent of the American narrative, but this is the moment the script finally goes off the rails. We have officially traded the gravitas of C-SPAN for the grainy, handheld chaos of a parking lot ambush. If the Senate is going to be treated like a B-list reality show, at least give us better lighting and a coherent plot.

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