Costco's hot dog bourbon is the ultimate brand hustle

Costco actually slapped a food court glizzy on an $86 bottle of rare bourbon and I am obsessed with the absolute audacity of this move. This 126-proof 'I Got That Dog In Me' juice is pure marketing anarchy—charging premium prices for a spirit branded like a buck-fifty snack is the kind of high-status trolling I live for. If you aren't drinking whiskey inspired by processed meat and sheer corporate dominance, you aren't even playing the game.

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