Selena and Hailey are coming for your rent money

The Sephora Spring Sale is here and everyone is acting like buying a Rhode peptide treatment is a personality transplant. I am watching people fist-fight over Rare Beauty blush like it is the cure for a boring life. Rihanna, Selena, and Hailey are already billionaires; they do not need your loyalty points, but they will gladly take your rent money for a twenty percent discount on relatability. I went in for a refill and left with a headache from all the beige packaging and desperate vibes.

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