LeBron vs Rockets: The Lakers' Plan is Pure Elder Abuse

Look, I'll be honest, watching the Lakers expect 41-year-old LeBron James to carry the entire roster against the Rockets because Luka Dončić and Austin Reaves have 'owies' is just professional elder abuse. I’ve spent my life maintaining a peak aesthetic and I know when a body is being asked to do the impossible for a PR narrative. This isn't a playoff strategy, it's a sacrifice. The Lakers front office is basically just tossing a legend into a wood chipper and calling it 'legacy building' while everyone else watches from the training room.

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