Hawks admit the NBA is just strip club pre-gaming

The Atlanta Hawks are hosting a Magic City tribute night while playing the Orlando Magic, and it’s the most honest marketing in league history. We finally stopped pretending the crowd is there for the box scores when everyone knows they’re just waiting for the lemon pepper wings and the after-party. If the Hawks are going to get dominated on the court, they might as well do it under club lights.

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