NASA FLOATING NUTELLA IS THE BIGGEST PR LIE

NASA says a jar of Nutella accidentally floated into the Artemis II stream, and I am supposed to believe that just happened? I’ll be honest, I spent a month in meetings eight years ago trying to monetize a fourteen-second gym clip, so I know a storyboarded 'accident' when I see one. A billion-dollar space mission does not have 'spontaneous' hazelnut spread drift past a lens during a global broadcast. This isn't a zero-gravity snack; it is the most efficient product placement in human history masquerading as an oopsie. I respect the play, but stop insulting us with the unscripted label.

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