Plaza and Abbott win the privacy wars

Aubrey Plaza and Christopher Abbott just pulled off the rarest feat in Hollywood: an actual secret. While every D-list reality star is busy selling their first trimester to a vitamin gummy brand, these two treated their personal life like a redacted CIA file. I’ve spent decades watching actors beg for the spotlight, so seeing someone use 4XL Balenciaga as a cloaking device is honestly the most refreshing performance of the year. It’s a return to the era of the enigmatic star, and frankly, I’m obsessed with the commitment to the mystery.

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