Hailey Bieber just made acne a Coachella accessory

Hailey Bieber enlisting Justin to sell Rhode spotwear is the final nail in the coffin of actual style. We have officially reached the era where a breakout is a branding opportunity. These hydrocolloid stickers aren't accessories. They're clinical necessities rebranded for people who think Coachella is a personality trait. If your look requires medical-grade adhesive to feel complete, you've already lost the plot. I’m not wearing a neon star on my chin just because a celebrity needs to hit her quarterly revenue targets. It’s not a vibe. It’s a pharmacy run with better lighting.

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