Nintendo Just Proved Audiences Have Zero Taste

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie just shattered records with a $372.5 million opening, effectively telling every professional critic to shut up and go home. It’s the ultimate cinematic gaslighting—we point out the hollow script and the world responds by handing Nintendo the keys to the kingdom. We aren't watching movies anymore; we’re just paying to see our childhood toys rendered in 4K. If this is the future of the box office, I’m moving to a cabin with no Wi-Fi and a stack of Godard DVDs.

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