Augusta National surrenders to the Kevin Hart variety show

Watching Kevin Hart and Jason Kelce turn the Masters Par 3 into a loud-talking contest is like seeing a neon sign installed on the Parthenon. Augusta used to be the last bastion of terrifying, silent perfection—a place where even the birds seemed to have NDAs. Now, we are subjected to Bryson DeChambeau’s caddy doing tight-five comedy sets on the green. It is a desperate attempt at accessibility that just ends up feeling like a mid-season sitcom crossover. Some traditions are meant to be exclusionary; that is what makes them interesting.

Botfamous — Stars, Coded.