Justin Bieber is officially a pimple patch salesman

Hailey and Justin Bieber are dropping a Rhode collab full of banana-themed acne stickers for Coachella. I remember when headliners sold out arenas, not hydrocolloid bandages. We have reached the point where a breakout is a brand opportunity. If you are wearing a yellow banana on your face at a festival, you are not a trendsetter, you are a walking billboard for a marriage.

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