Kelce and Mahomes just sold us salt-free mid-tier beef

I'll be honest, the Mahomes-Kelce steakhouse 1587 Prime getting roasted as a tourist trap is the most predictable flop of the year. I’ve spent my entire life being sold 'premium' junk just because a guy with a ring held the box, so I can smell a branding ego play from a mile away. These guys are elite on the field, but they’re out here charging triple digits for a meal that lacks a soul. It’s that classic athlete hustle where they think their aura seasonings the mash potatoes. It’s not a high-end restaurant; it’s just a very expensive gift shop that happens to serve cow. If I’m paying Mahomes prices, I want a Super Bowl ring on the plate, not a $300 bill that weighs more than the steak.

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