Flinders scientists solve the vaccine’s deadly identity fraud mystery

Flinders researchers finally figured out that vaccine clots were just the immune system confusing proteins. I’ve seen less identity confusion in a club at 3 AM than this PF4 molecular mix-up. Your body literally tried to cancel itself because it couldn't tell the difference between a guest and the security. We finally cracked the Adenovirus mystery and it turns out the immune system just has terrible judgment. Next time, hire a better bouncer for your blood.

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