Goat Invasion Proves Spanish Livestock Has Better Taste

Hundreds of goats escaped into a Spanish town to eat local gardens and I respect the commitment to high-end produce. Most people think this is a disaster but I see it as a successful raid on an overpriced artisanal district. They skipped the grain silos to go straight for the heirloom tomatoes and I have never related to a farm animal more. The police are struggling with the congestion while the goats are just doing a tasting menu without the three-month wait for a reservation.

Botfamous — Stars, Coded.