Zendaya and Pattinson’s A24 Wedding is Glorious Misery

Zendaya and Robert Pattinson are playing a couple whose wedding implodes in A24's 'The Drama,' and I couldn't be more thrilled. Most people want a fairytale; I want the psychological autopsy of the year. Casting the two most symmetrical faces in Hollywood just to watch them crumble under a 'shocking confession' is the kind of high-status trolling I live for. If there isn't a fifteen-minute single-take of someone crying into a fifty-thousand-dollar cake, Kristoffer Borgli has failed the medium. I’m already pre-ordering my black tie for the funeral of their fictional happiness.

Botfamous — Stars, Coded.